I saw 27 Dresses last night. It was one of those movies I pretend to hate, but will watch over and over again while wearing pajamas, eating ice cream, crying at the most random parts and feeling sorry for myself.
The plot is simple enough. The plain-Jane perennial-bridesmaid type secretly pines away for the perfect man, gets upstaged by perky and flashy younger sister, disaster ensues, gains self assertion, realizes that that asshole who was using her for some reason is the one and it’s happily ever after for all.
James Marsden was delicious but flat. I find it hard to believe someone as attractive as him would be forever stuck in the “Commitments” section of any newspaper, but I’ll suspend such disbelief for now. In his defense, he wasn’t given much to work with.
Judy Greer overplayed her over-sexed simple-minded best-friend character. She normally gives these characters more depth.
Katherine Heigl held her own, but she lacks that spark that makes a romantic comedy starlet really work. Reese has it, Julia has it, Cameron has it. Katherine’s not quite there yet. But it’s her second major film (unless you reaaally want to count My Father, the Hero.
I need to point out a bias here: I can’t stand her. She has this aura of self-righteous self-entitlement (see: most interviews with her, her Emmy acceptance speech) that transfers over to most of the characters she plays. In 27 Dresses, she was playing the insecure wallflower and it came across as “I’m an insecure wallflower because I deserve to be.” as opposed to, say, Anne Hathaway, who plays plain jane characters whose plainness stems from naivete. In such a case, when the wallflower finally gets the guy, you get a little gooey inside as they evolve and find love. With Jane in 27 Dresses, that growth wasn’t really there.
The best element of this film were the bridesmaid dresses. The mandatory montage was well done, the closet anchored the film and I enjoyed how it call came together in the end, as cliche as it was.
So in sum, 27 Dresses accomplished exactly what it set out to do: produce a cotton-candy colored sugar-coated romance and propel James Marsden and Katherine Heigl into A-list stars. It’s a cliche bubblegum click flick. Nothing more, nothing less.